Disclaimer: I am not poking fun. I am actually very happy that Shu is at a point where he is willing and able to comment intelligibly on the world around him.
"Uh-no!" [oh no]
"Pee-guh night night."
"Uh-no, fall down."
"Duck. Duck. Duck. Duck...." (Me: Yes, Shu, duck.)
"Uh-no! 'Way! 'Way!" [oh no, away]
and finally...some garbledy-gook that I'm positive meant "haircut," as in, the sheep are getting a haircut.
That's as far as we watched tonight. After two yucky days in a row, including an evening with friends during which there was some obvious New Parent Shopping going on, today was blessedly pleasant, concluding with a so-very-normalish family movie. Shu sat on my lap. He said words. It was good.